Herenvest met knoopjes (winterklaar, 100% acryl, machinewasbaar, geribbelde zoom, slim fit, Brits-geïnspireerd gestreept breisel, M-XXXL)

"The Continental Intellectual's Armor"​​ Forged in ​​100% battle-tested acrylic​​, this ​​British-modulated cardigan​​ withstands ​​Berlin U-Bahn gusts​​ and ​​Budapest ruin bar smoke​​. The ​​ribbed hem​​ stays disciplined during ​​Amsterdam bike theft escapes​​, while ​​subtle stripes​​ whisper ​​"I read Proust... occasionally"​​. ​​5 Academic-Approved Features​​ ✓ ​​"Cambridge Chill"​​ – ​​Collar structure prevents scarf strangulation​​ ✓ ​​"Dublin Pub"​​ – ​​Stretch panels accommodate Guinness belly​​ ✓ ​​"Leipzig Library"​​ – ​​Pockets swallow vintage paperbacks whole​​ ✓ ​​"Brussels Bureaucracy"​​ – ​​Grey version passes EU office inspections​​ ✓ ​​"Vienna Winter"​​ – ​​Acrylic blocks wind while queueing for schnitzel​​ ​​Style Cipher​​ ​​"Oxbridge Don"​​ – ​​Grey + corduroy + leather elbow patches​​ ​​"Berlin Gallerist"​​ – ​​Green + black turtleneck + suspiciously clean sneakers​​ ​​"Prague Poet"​​ – ​​Unbuttoned + ink-stained shirt + existential dread​​ ​​Pro Tip: Layer over a thermal shirt for instant "Norwegian exchange student" credibility.​